Crocs Shoes & You
Alphabet Jibbitz - What's in a Name?
Let's consider, for a moment, what actually IS in a name? Well, in a name, there are usually a series of letters, which are
arranged in a particular pattern to create a word or a name. And thats exactly what Alphabet Jibbitz are: letters. Amazing,
huh? So, this means that Jibbitz are in the name 'Jibbitz', because Jibbitz are letters, and letters are in the name, and
the name 'Jibbitz' has letters in it, so it has Jibbitz in it, because Jibbitz are letters. Confused? Us too, sorry.
Our point is that you can find every letter of the alphabet represented in Jibbitz form, so now finally there is a safe place
to keep your name: on your Crocs! There you can see it and remember it for easy retrieval should you ever need it at short
notice. You never know when your name might come in handy…
That Which we Call a Croc by any Other Name Would Smell as Sweet
But don't stop there. In fact, don't even start there if you don't want to. Sure, your name is great, and I'm sure the
world would love to see it sprawling creatively across your toes, but instead of your own name, why not name your Crocs?
This is always good for a giggle, and is a great conversation starter. My own Crocs are called 'Cheese' (left) and 'Onion'
(right). Why not try something similar? How about 'Torville' and 'Dean'? Or 'Little and 'Large? Why not be a bit more
abstract with something like 'Elephant' and 'Castle'? 'Eggs' and 'Bacon' is a popular one, as are 'Oranges' and 'Lemons' and
'Chalk' and 'Cheese'.
Ok, so those examples aren't very good, but you get the idea. Anyway, we didn't want to take all the best, most imaginative
names straight away (thats our excuse, and were sticking to it...), because we want YOU to go forth into the world and make up
silly names for your Crocs too! Have competitions with your friends: craziest Croc name combination wins!
Alphabetti Spajibbitz
If you're imagination isn't what it used to be, but you have a real passion for something close to your heart, you can use
the alphabet Jibbitz to tell the world what that passion is! Maybe youre a fan of Man U, or you really, really like Marmite,
or your favourite film is Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Café, try writing it on your Crocs with Jibbitz to
add even more flair and individuality (though you might have to abbreviate that last one a bit).
Have the names of your loved ones, your family, or your pets visible all through the day. Write funny messages on other
peoples' Crocs when they're not looking. Kids, use them to cheat in your spelling tests. There is literally no end to the uses
you can find for Jibbitz letters!
It doesn't even have to be a name, it can even be just a word you like. There are 616,500 words in the English language.
Pick one you like, and jam it in your Crocs. Jellyegg especially recommends one of the following words: chicken, mugwump,
bubble, pudding, beef, gubernatorial, baffle, goggles, wonky, or your choice of the following three: gherkin, jerkin, or
firkin. We can't decide which is funniest.
Choose a word and jab it in!